"1 terabyte of storage baby. Just look at all that sexy space. Lets delete a few files so I can see that hot, empty drive sector." -Me
"Santorum (sexual neologism, aka 'post') - that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
"Love is like Pi... natural, irrational and very important."
"It's not what you say, it's what people hear."
"There is no monument more erected than the Washington." -Dylan T.
"I need a wheelchair for my mind." -Alex H.
"Who would lose their fucking virginity on a piece of drywall." -Dylan T.
"Degruding - to have sex with." -Dylan T.
"...Fruckin' thick!" -Katie Rol... (in an attempt to say "frickin' thin")
"It's fucking cold... like, icicle up the ass cold." -Me
"It was wrong. It was wrong in a special way." -Dylan T.
"Awkward encounters with the people on the other patio." -Alex H.
"Negative money numbers scare me." -Me
Past tense for "freak-grinding," is "fruck-ground" -Dylan T.
"Taste my Tuscan Pain!" -Dylan T.
"Yes, but anally it's funnier." -Me
"Once you go Dylan, you'll always be willin'." -Me
"Demetri Martin has this laid-back, relaxed sense of humor that just makes you think... a little bit." -Me
"I just realized how I want to die: in a violent fit of multiple screaming orgasms." -Me
"My friends tell me I look rape-ably good." -Chris M.
"Yes, the Super Bowel. Able to expel human waste at 125 gallons per second at 100psi! (The same as a fire hose!)
Tired of those laxatives and anal douches?
Upgrade your bowel by ordering the Super Bowel today!" -Me
"I would love to change the world but they won't give me the source code." -Unkown
"I'm so hungry right now... where the fuck is my cheese?!" -Me
"Mike got official Honors approval of his couch sleeping." -Alex H.
"I realized belatedly that I'm actually majoring in communism." -Alex H.
"We can only put our member between the thighs; we can't get to the real thing." Dylan T.
"There are tears in my pancakes." -Alex H.
"Oh, go fuck a bag ('cause that's all you gonna get)." -Shea & Me
"No, I want Comcast not 'Cocmast'!" -Chris M.
"Domestic partnership is like 'Diet Marriage.'" -Chris M.
"No one is normal and somebody is always weirder than you." -Me
"Dried cum stains can be distinguishing." -Chris M.
"I'm a polyamorous pansexual with a pension for passion." -Me
"Anyway, I love you." -PSU Pedestrian on their Cellphone
"Less education = bigger families." -Chris M.
"You know you're a ninja when you can dodge your own cum shots." -Chris M.
"Sexual expression and behavior is my battlefield." -Anonymous
"No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true." -Nathaniel Hawthrone
"How can you forget that which doesn't exist?" -Tim S.
"If money is abolished, peace and very niceness will inevitably follow." -Tim S.
"Sake is the hot cocoa of alcohol." -Kylie L.
"Where are all the Drag Queens?" -Random Drag Queen at Pioneer Square, Pride 2009
"I eat pussy like I eat cake." -Random Pride Parade Attendee
"Me: Ow! Hiccup of pain @_<
ChrisM: Ohh, no... you know what can get rid of that? Sex with another man.
Me: Hmm I'll have to try that.
ChrisM: Yeah, it's a very fulfilling and inexpensive remedy for many things.
Me: Oh good ^_^
ChrisM: If you want, I've got some here at my house. I can give you some when we get here. I would bring it out to you, but everyone wants it. Gotta be careful with it."
"Everywhere I go there's semen..." -Me
"Ignorance may be bliss, but the truth is the only thing that will really set you free." -Me
"Unfortunately, most people prefer living in their blissful ignorance because they're scared of being released from that bliss after learning of the (oftentimes) unsavory truth. Illusion is the greatest enemy of insight." -Chris M.
"Ah, I love my new headphones. Stylish, and they block out the stupid." -Kelsie O.
"Don't be scared. This is a grandma face." -Drunk older women on the streets of Portland
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak." -Unknown
"Santorum (sexual neologism, aka 'post') - that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
"Love is like Pi... natural, irrational and very important."
"It's not what you say, it's what people hear."
"There is no monument more erected than the Washington." -Dylan T.
"I need a wheelchair for my mind." -Alex H.
"Who would lose their fucking virginity on a piece of drywall." -Dylan T.
"Degruding - to have sex with." -Dylan T.
"...Fruckin' thick!" -Katie Rol... (in an attempt to say "frickin' thin")
"It's fucking cold... like, icicle up the ass cold." -Me
"It was wrong. It was wrong in a special way." -Dylan T.
"Awkward encounters with the people on the other patio." -Alex H.
"Negative money numbers scare me." -Me
Past tense for "freak-grinding," is "fruck-ground" -Dylan T.
"Taste my Tuscan Pain!" -Dylan T.
"Yes, but anally it's funnier." -Me
"Once you go Dylan, you'll always be willin'." -Me
"Demetri Martin has this laid-back, relaxed sense of humor that just makes you think... a little bit." -Me
"I just realized how I want to die: in a violent fit of multiple screaming orgasms." -Me
"My friends tell me I look rape-ably good." -Chris M.
"Yes, the Super Bowel. Able to expel human waste at 125 gallons per second at 100psi! (The same as a fire hose!)
Tired of those laxatives and anal douches?
Upgrade your bowel by ordering the Super Bowel today!" -Me
"I would love to change the world but they won't give me the source code." -Unkown
"I'm so hungry right now... where the fuck is my cheese?!" -Me
"Mike got official Honors approval of his couch sleeping." -Alex H.
"I realized belatedly that I'm actually majoring in communism." -Alex H.
"We can only put our member between the thighs; we can't get to the real thing." Dylan T.
"There are tears in my pancakes." -Alex H.
"Oh, go fuck a bag ('cause that's all you gonna get)." -Shea & Me
"No, I want Comcast not 'Cocmast'!" -Chris M.
"Domestic partnership is like 'Diet Marriage.'" -Chris M.
"No one is normal and somebody is always weirder than you." -Me
"Dried cum stains can be distinguishing." -Chris M.
"I'm a polyamorous pansexual with a pension for passion." -Me
"Anyway, I love you." -PSU Pedestrian on their Cellphone
"Less education = bigger families." -Chris M.
"You know you're a ninja when you can dodge your own cum shots." -Chris M.
"Sexual expression and behavior is my battlefield." -Anonymous
"No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true." -Nathaniel Hawthrone
"How can you forget that which doesn't exist?" -Tim S.
"If money is abolished, peace and very niceness will inevitably follow." -Tim S.
"Sake is the hot cocoa of alcohol." -Kylie L.
"Where are all the Drag Queens?" -Random Drag Queen at Pioneer Square, Pride 2009
"I eat pussy like I eat cake." -Random Pride Parade Attendee
"Me: Ow! Hiccup of pain @_<
ChrisM: Ohh, no... you know what can get rid of that? Sex with another man.
Me: Hmm I'll have to try that.
ChrisM: Yeah, it's a very fulfilling and inexpensive remedy for many things.
Me: Oh good ^_^
ChrisM: If you want, I've got some here at my house. I can give you some when we get here. I would bring it out to you, but everyone wants it. Gotta be careful with it."
"Everywhere I go there's semen..." -Me
"Ignorance may be bliss, but the truth is the only thing that will really set you free." -Me
"Unfortunately, most people prefer living in their blissful ignorance because they're scared of being released from that bliss after learning of the (oftentimes) unsavory truth. Illusion is the greatest enemy of insight." -Chris M.
"Ah, I love my new headphones. Stylish, and they block out the stupid." -Kelsie O.
"Don't be scared. This is a grandma face." -Drunk older women on the streets of Portland
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak." -Unknown
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